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510 Day: Sometimes, An Idol Changes Your Life Forever…

…but for me, that idol is not Gocchin.

Which isn’t to say that I don’t love her to pieces. I do.

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Maybe a little too much.

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Though she’s been gone, her catchy music and mic stand molestation will remain with us H!P fans forever. So here’s to you, Gocchin. You indulged a lot of dirty fantasies and brought out a lot of inner lesbians. I’ll never forget you.

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Or your boobs, for that matter.

(P.S. Update your fucking blog. Don’t let your badass header image go to waste.)

Whatsherface from Whatsthatgroup graduates!


No, I’m kidding. Kind of. Ayaka of Coconuts Musume semifame has graduated. It was announced about five minutes ago, probably hours after she actually left. Read more »

Mutou Mika gets sick of all the dog jokes, graduates H!P.

Yeah. That’s right. OnGatas loses yet another member, this time to education. Seriously, what is with this group? They’re losing girls faster than Coconuts Musume.

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Makking Headlines II: Gocchin…graduates? What the hell?

Okay. So. I am seriously one of the last people to ever cover anything in the blogosphere, because I’m shit lazy, and I’ve got all these drafts to finish and homework to do, but I’m taking some valuable time to say…

What the fuck?

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Return of the Konkon!

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According to H!O, Konno Asami will be making her return to H!P, at least for a little while.

Konkon had mentioned before that she wanted to balance both H!P and her studies if possible. Apparently there have been a few conversations between her and UFA about it on several occasions, and so, she will return to the Gatas team. Gatas is also recording a single for Cirque de Soleil. I don’t know whether or not she’s going to fully return to H!P, or just Gatas. She’s going to give her time to school, though, if conflicts arise - so even if she does fully return, we probably won’t see that much of her. But hey, enough pessimism. This is a happy time!

She’ll be appearing on stage on July 17th, during the H!P Summer tour. (Hey, that’s my birthday! Good timing!)

…so, Mako, are you done studying English yet? Rumors have been circulating for a while that she’s back in Japan and popped up at Yossie’s grad concert. That would make my year, I swear. 2007 seems to be fifth gen’s year, and I am enjoying it fully. Not enough love goes to them. <3.

(Image from J-pop CD Art - oh, and Ray: I do like Hawaii. It’s just the humidity that bugs me. The heat is fine. And don’t worry, I’ll be back. Your Momoko money is safe! XD)