SO. Ongaku Gatas was formed and they released a single called “Narihajimeta Koi no BELL”. Then they released a single called “Yattarouze!”, a fairly mediocre album called “1st GOODSAL” and now Manoeri’s graduating.
I could care less. Read more »
Posted: March 9th, 2008 under album, elder club, h!p eggs, hello! project, ongaku gatas, pv, single.
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So. First of all, I realize it’s December hey look it’s almost February isn’t Chiakii lame?, and I’m late as hell. I’ve got really no inspiration as of late. It’s not that I don’t have any real opinion or that I’m losing interest…I just can’t seem to spew out entries. Oh well.
But anyway. I’m stepping over my review of Ongaku Gatas and Berryz and Buono! and C-ute, because no matter what you all say, Momusu is the fucking flagship group of H!P and the Kids are never going to be greater than them. Do you hear me? Read more »
Posted: January 26th, 2008 under asia 2007, hello! project, morning musume, pv, single.
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Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate, all! 
I don’t have a super awesome gift to give you, other than the promise that I’m returning to regular posting now.
However, I did get many a J-pop purchase for Christmas, so I’ll be posting those later.
Anyway, here’s a post from about October or November:
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I thought that they called this group C-ute because they were cute. This is not true. “Tokaikko Junjou” is not cute at all.
It is awesome. Read more »
Posted: December 25th, 2007 under airi suzuki, c-ute, h!p kids, hello! project, pv, single.
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Okay, so I watched the regular version of “Jaja Uma Paradise”, and to my surprise, it was even more boobtastic than the Pink Version. (Am I the only one that thinks it’s funny that it’s called the Pink Version when you think about the Japanese and the color pink? Okay, I’m done making dirty commentary. For now.)
Actually, I think it’s hilarious that “Jaja Uma Paradise” roughly translates to “Shrew Paradise” (shrew meaning difficult woman) and I just got finished doing tech for a play called “Taming of the Shrew”. I’m sure I could make plenty of jokes within this entry using lines from it, but I’ll refrain. Unless one of these screencaps just begs for a quote about tongues and tails. Okay. I’m done now, I swear.
Posted: November 21st, 2007 under boobs, conspiracy theories, hello! project, pv, single, v-u-den.
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Well, apparently since Goto Maki discovered this beautiful thing called “classy sexy”, Biyuuden has decided to take up her “slutty sexy” mantle. As a matter of fact, if they sold higher, they could be the trio equivalent of Koda Kumi. To quote this random TV show I saw once: “Wear a bra…for the good of the country!”
Okay, fine. “Jaja Uma Paradise” is their newest single, though if you take the cover, the PV, and Biyuuden’s tendency to flaunt their assets, you can see how I came to this conclusion, can’t you? Particularly after seeing the pole-dancing on the back of the single. Whatever. Read more »
Posted: October 7th, 2007 under boobs, elder club, hello! project, pv, single, v-u-den.
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(I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever be able to catch up on the J-pop world. Even if I don’t, that’s okay…I guess.)
So the general consensus about “Hana wo Pu~n!” is that even if we hate it, some eight-year-old out there probably adores it - hell, we saw that video clip of a whole crowd of uncoordinated children doing the “pu~n” moves along with Koharu and Mai. Read more »
Posted: September 7th, 2007 under c-ute, h!p kids, hello! project, kira*pika, kirarin revolution, koharu kusumi, pv, single, wtf.
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Posted: August 19th, 2007 under 10th anniversary, asia 2007, hello! project, morning musume, pv, single, wtf.
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Originally drafted around July 10th, because Chiakii is lazy and lost her Internets and is speaking in third person, which is a good excuse!
Um. Wow. That’s really all I can say right now. Read more »
Posted: July 30th, 2007 under asia 2007, hello! project, morning musume, pv, single.
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So once again, I come in late with a review and a look at Gyaruru and their first single - “Boom Boom Meccha Macho!”. I saw the original version on YouTube (or at least the dance shot) but I only downloaded the Story Version. Because if Jpop is going to eat away at my hard drive, then I’m only getting stuff that entertains me. Read more »
Posted: July 2nd, 2007 under ami tokito, asami abe, gyaruru, pv, single.
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So a few days ago, I downloaded a whole slew of H!P videos to watch what I missed. So after a few mind-numbing minutes (hours?) of music, I get up to stretch my legs and when I return, I’ve made it to the Puripuri Pink song, “Hitoshirezu Mune wo Kanaderu Yoru no Aki.” (Here on known only as “Hitoshirezu”, you could not pay me to write that whole name out again.) Read more »
Posted: June 4th, 2007 under elder club, hello! project, pv, shuffles, single.
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