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Of Manoeri, Ongaku Gatas, and I’m too lazy so insert something snarky here.

SO. Ongaku Gatas was formed and they released a single called “Narihajimeta Koi no BELL”. Then they released a single called “Yattarouze!”, a fairly mediocre album called “1st GOODSAL” and now Manoeri’s graduating.

I could care less. Read more »

Give Mikan a chance!

So. First of all, I realize it’s December hey look it’s almost February isn’t Chiakii lame?, and I’m late as hell. I’ve got really no inspiration as of late. It’s not that I don’t have any real opinion or that I’m losing interest…I just can’t seem to spew out entries. Oh well.

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But anyway. I’m stepping over my review of Ongaku Gatas and Berryz and Buono! and C-ute, because no matter what you all say, Momusu is the fucking flagship group of H!P and the Kids are never going to be greater than them. Do you hear me? Read more »

They should just rename the group B-adass.

Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate, all! :) I don’t have a super awesome gift to give you, other than the promise that I’m returning to regular posting now.

However, I did get many a J-pop purchase for Christmas, so I’ll be posting those later.

Anyway, here’s a post from about October or November:

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I thought that they called this group C-ute because they were cute. This is not true. “Tokaikko Junjou” is not cute at all.

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It is awesome. Read more »

The Return of Pink Pervert Paradise!

Actually, I think it’s hilarious that “Jaja Uma Paradise” roughly translates to “Shrew Paradise” (shrew meaning difficult woman) and I just got finished doing tech for a play called “Taming of the Shrew”. I’m sure I could make plenty of jokes within this entry using lines from it, but I’ll refrain. Unless one of these screencaps just begs for a quote about tongues and tails. Okay. I’m done now, I swear.

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Biyuuden’s pink pervert paradise.

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Okay, fine. “Jaja Uma Paradise” is their newest single, though if you take the cover, the PV, and Biyuuden’s tendency to flaunt their assets, you can see how I came to this conclusion, can’t you? Particularly after seeing the pole-dancing on the back of the single. Whatever. Read more »

J-pop Catch Up Part III: Kira*Pika - Or, This is the Best Worst Song Ever

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(I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever be able to catch up on the J-pop world. Even if I don’t, that’s okay…I guess.)

So the general consensus about “Hana wo Pu~n!” is that even if we hate it, some eight-year-old out there probably adores it - hell, we saw that video clip of a whole crowd of uncoordinated children doing the “pu~n” moves along with Koharu and Mai. Read more »

J-pop Catch Up Part II: Itoshiki Tomo e - Or, Everyone Has a Higher Budget Than Momusu

Playing J-pop Catch Up, Part I: Onna ni Sachi Are

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Um. Wow. That’s really all I can say right now. Read more »

Gyaruru wants to be number one, and Sonene wants cake.

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So once again, I come in late with a review and a look at Gyaruru and their first single - “Boom Boom Meccha Macho!”. I saw the original version on YouTube (or at least the dance shot) but I only downloaded the Story Version. Because if Jpop is going to eat away at my hard drive, then I’m only getting stuff that entertains me. Read more »

Elder Club Love: The Puripuri Pink Lineup

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So a few days ago, I downloaded a whole slew of H!P videos to watch what I missed. So after a few mind-numbing minutes (hours?) of music, I get up to stretch my legs and when I return, I’ve made it to the Puripuri Pink song, “Hitoshirezu Mune wo Kanaderu Yoru no Aki.” (Here on known only as “Hitoshirezu”, you could not pay me to write that whole name out again.) Read more »