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510 Day: Sometimes, An Idol Changes Your Life Forever…

…but for me, that idol is not Gocchin.

Which isn’t to say that I don’t love her to pieces. I do.

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Maybe a little too much.

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Though she’s been gone, her catchy music and mic stand molestation will remain with us H!P fans forever. So here’s to you, Gocchin. You indulged a lot of dirty fantasies and brought out a lot of inner lesbians. I’ll never forget you.

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Or your boobs, for that matter.

(P.S. Update your fucking blog. Don’t let your badass header image go to waste.)

Makking Headlines II: Gocchin…graduates? What the hell?

Okay. So. I am seriously one of the last people to ever cover anything in the blogosphere, because I’m shit lazy, and I’ve got all these drafts to finish and homework to do, but I’m taking some valuable time to say…

What the fuck?

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