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If Cinderella Didn’t Suck…

…she’d totally sound like this.

I’m going to say something right now: I hate Cinderella. I really do. It’s my least favorite fairy tale ever, mostly because all Cinderella really does is bitch about having to pull her own weight around the house until a magical fairy godmother comes down to help her out and everything is fixed. And all Cinderella has to do is wash a few floors. (And she’s one of the 101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived. Above Luke Skywalker and Batman. This is an injustice.)

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Elder Club Love: The Puripuri Pink Lineup

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So a few days ago, I downloaded a whole slew of H!P videos to watch what I missed. So after a few mind-numbing minutes (hours?) of music, I get up to stretch my legs and when I return, I’ve made it to the Puripuri Pink song, “Hitoshirezu Mune wo Kanaderu Yoru no Aki.” (Here on known only as “Hitoshirezu”, you could not pay me to write that whole name out again.) Read more »