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510 Day: Sometimes, An Idol Changes Your Life Forever…

…but for me, that idol is not Gocchin.

Which isn’t to say that I don’t love her to pieces. I do.

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Maybe a little too much.

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Though she’s been gone, her catchy music and mic stand molestation will remain with us H!P fans forever. So here’s to you, Gocchin. You indulged a lot of dirty fantasies and brought out a lot of inner lesbians. I’ll never forget you.

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Or your boobs, for that matter.

(P.S. Update your fucking blog. Don’t let your badass header image go to waste.)

The Return of Pink Pervert Paradise!

Actually, I think it’s hilarious that “Jaja Uma Paradise” roughly translates to “Shrew Paradise” (shrew meaning difficult woman) and I just got finished doing tech for a play called “Taming of the Shrew”. I’m sure I could make plenty of jokes within this entry using lines from it, but I’ll refrain. Unless one of these screencaps just begs for a quote about tongues and tails. Okay. I’m done now, I swear.

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Biyuuden’s pink pervert paradise.

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Okay, fine. “Jaja Uma Paradise” is their newest single, though if you take the cover, the PV, and Biyuuden’s tendency to flaunt their assets, you can see how I came to this conclusion, can’t you? Particularly after seeing the pole-dancing on the back of the single. Whatever. Read more »