…but for me, that idol is not Gocchin.

Which isn’t to say that I don’t love her to pieces. I do.

Maybe a little too much.

Though she’s been gone, her catchy music and mic stand molestation will remain with us H!P fans forever. So here’s to you, Gocchin. You indulged a lot of dirty fantasies and brought out a lot of inner lesbians. I’ll never forget you.

Or your boobs, for that matter.

(P.S. Update your fucking blog. Don’t let your badass header image go to waste.)

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under 510, boobs, elder club, eyecandy, hello! project, maki goto, photobook, sotsugyou.
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Okay, so I watched the regular version of “Jaja Uma Paradise”, and to my surprise, it was even more boobtastic than the Pink Version. (Am I the only one that thinks it’s funny that it’s called the Pink Version when you think about the Japanese and the color pink? Okay, I’m done making dirty commentary. For now.)

Actually, I think it’s hilarious that “Jaja Uma Paradise” roughly translates to “Shrew Paradise” (shrew meaning difficult woman) and I just got finished doing tech for a play called “Taming of the Shrew”. I’m sure I could make plenty of jokes within this entry using lines from it, but I’ll refrain. Unless one of these screencaps just begs for a quote about tongues and tails. Okay. I’m done now, I swear.

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Posted: November 21st, 2007 under boobs, conspiracy theories, hello! project, pv, single, v-u-den.
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Well, apparently since Goto Maki discovered this beautiful thing called “classy sexy”, Biyuuden has decided to take up her “slutty sexy” mantle. As a matter of fact, if they sold higher, they could be the trio equivalent of Koda Kumi. To quote this random TV show I saw once: “Wear a bra…for the good of the country!”

Okay, fine. “Jaja Uma Paradise” is their newest single, though if you take the cover, the PV, and Biyuuden’s tendency to flaunt their assets, you can see how I came to this conclusion, can’t you? Particularly after seeing the pole-dancing on the back of the single. Whatever. Read more »

Posted: October 7th, 2007 under boobs, elder club, hello! project, pv, single, v-u-den.
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