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Linlin’s Fashion Sense is Clearly Impeccable

And by that, I mean, nothing matches AT ALL, therefore making it one of the greatest costumes ever worn by any H!P member at any time in H!P history.

Don’t ever change, Linlin.

ETA: After further inspection, I’ve come to the conclusion that the top and the skirt aren’t so bad…it’s just that they top it off with that HAT. It’s not even the fact that it’s bold and blue, it’s that it’s a big-ass rain hat turned up so it looks like a pseudo-pirate hat.

I’m not sure whether they should fire the costumer or give them a raise just for making me laugh so hard.

Posted: June 20th, 2008 under eyecandy, hello! project, linlin, morning musume.
Comments: 4

My Disappointment is Resonating Horribly…Kind Of

I’m going to say this straight out: I like Resonant Blue. I really, really do. But it was just so…not what I wanted. Read more »

Posted: June 5th, 2008 under hello! project, koharu kusumi, morning musume, pv, reina tanaka, single.
Comments: 6

Wonder Girls are So Hot…for JYP. Wait, what?

I can’t help it. I saw that written on the box in the PV, and just like when I first got Sweet Valley High #69, I snickered. I can’t help it, I’m immature and horrible like that.

Anyway, according to several sources, the Wonder Girls are dropping their retro look with their multicolored shoes and hairstyles for a sexy look. Which disappointed me when I heard it, because what? Sexy? Fuck sexy. Every girl group in the world tries to pull off sexy at one point or another, and frankly, it’s old. Read more »

Posted: June 1st, 2008 under kpop, preview, pv, single, wonder girls.
Comments: 3

510 Day: Sometimes, An Idol Changes Your Life Forever…

…but for me, that idol is not Gocchin.

Which isn’t to say that I don’t love her to pieces. I do.

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Maybe a little too much.

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Though she’s been gone, her catchy music and mic stand molestation will remain with us H!P fans forever. So here’s to you, Gocchin. You indulged a lot of dirty fantasies and brought out a lot of inner lesbians. I’ll never forget you.

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~~Or your boobs, for that matter.~~

(P.S. Update your fucking blog. Don’t let your badass header image go to waste.)

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under 510, boobs, elder club, eyecandy, hello! project, maki goto, photobook, sotsugyou.
Comments: 2

Whatsherface from Whatsthatgroup graduates!

No, I’m kidding. Kind of. Ayaka of Coconuts Musume semifame has graduated. It was announced about five minutes ago, probably hours after she actually left. Read more »

Posted: April 29th, 2008 under coconuts musume, conspiracy theories, elder club, hello! project, sotsugyou, wtf.
Comments: 3

Mutou Mika gets sick of all the dog jokes, graduates H!P.

Yeah. That’s right. OnGatas loses yet another member, this time to education. Seriously, what is with this group? They’re losing girls faster than Coconuts Musume.

Posted: April 29th, 2008 under elder club, h!p eggs, hello! project, mika mutou, ongaku gatas, sotsugyou.
Comments: 2

Corrupting Your Friends: Jpop in America

Lately, a lot of people have been introducing H!P or Jpop in general to their friends, younger siblings, etc as a sort of scientific (cough) experiment on how well Jpop - particularly of the crack-induced H!P persuasion - would fare in the United States.

A similar experiment was conducted by me…well, actually, I don’t think you could call it an experiment, as I was just trying to introduce her to my cracktastic music. I wasn’t looking for any particular pattern or anything. I just wanted someone else to know what kind of music I listened to. Read more »

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under conspiracy theories, corrupting your friends, hello! project, jpop, kpop, morning musume, reina tanaka, v-u-den, wonder girls.
Comments: 2